*** Earth 0.000,0.000 Even though he normally allowed himself the luxury of sleeping late on Sunday, Genma Saotome awoke early on this particular morning. As was usual in the mornings, he discovered Nodoka snuggled up against him for warmth, her head resting on his shoulder and one of his arms half-numb underneath her. Turning his head to the side, he smiled as he looked upon his wife's sleeping face, only inches from his own and close enough for him to clearly see it even without wearing his glasses. Not wishing to wake her, he closed his eyes and relaxed, thinking himself to be one of the luckiest of men. Today Ranma shows me the capabilities of his device, thought Genma proudly, feeling Nodoka shifting slightly against him in her sleep. He rolled onto his side facing her, and she quieted with a soft sigh of contentment, without even waking up, as he encircled her body with his free arm around her shoulder. He watched her face as he thought about the upcoming experiment. Today I will see another world with my own two eyes, he briefly paused as he thought about the inherent illogic of that statement, so to speak. Another world, where the choices of history flowed differently, and all the people I know, or knew in the past, are different, if they even exist at all. Such a very curious thing to finally have an opportunity to see. Genma felt Nodoka's breathing change as she slowly woke up. He smiled and gazed fondly at her face, watching as she opened her eyes. Even after all the years they had been married, even the ones spent apart during Ranma's education, he still thought her to be the most beautiful of women. His arm slid down to her waist, and he saw her lips quirk into a soft smile when she noticed that he was already awake. "Good morning, my dearest," said Nodoka sleepily. "You are awake early." She snuggled up more closely against him, sighing once again with contentment. "Are you looking forward to spending the day with your son?" "Quite a bit," replied Genma with a smile of his own. He felt her warm breath against his neck as she rested her head on his shoulder. As he felt his arm slowly going numb from the loss of circulation, Genma found that he could not bring himself to move Nodoka from the position that he had spent years yearning for her to be in. "He and I have not spent very much time together since our return. It will be good to renew the bonds between father and son that we have." "It is so wonderful having you both back," murmured Nodoka, her body shifting a bit and relieving the weight on his arm. "I was so lonely while you were away, but you brought our son back a man." She kissed her husband on the neck and caressed his face with her hand. "For that you have my thanks. It partially makes up for the many nights alone that I endured while you were off gallivanting around to strange, foreign lands with Ranma." "Gallivanting?" asked Genma, raising an eyebrow in amusement. "You make it sound like we were playing. I'll have you know that we were involved in nothing but serious, scholarly pursuits." His voice sounded very stuffy and dignified at that moment. "Well," said Nodoka, drawing out the sound, "despite all of my initial doubts at you taking him away from me at such a young age, it did all turn out for the best." She made a slight choking sound for a moment, a muffled sob. "I know that the Ministry asked you to do it, but it was still hard living without my family." Her voice firmed, and she said with pride, "You promised to bring back our son as a prodigy, and you succeeded, as far as I am concerned. I am still amazed that you were able to train him in the martial arts too. That was a pleasant surprise." "I'm glad that you're pleased," said Genma with a smile. "I never wished to make you unhappy. It wasn't easy for me to be away from you either, dear wife." Nodoka kissed him a little bit more insistently on the neck, her breathing getting a little heavier. "Would my lord and husband care to see how grateful his loving wife is for all of his efforts?" "I really should think about getting out of bed and getting ready," said Genma half-seriously. "Ranma has planned out a full day for the two of us." Any further statements along these lines were silenced as Nodoka moved up and kissed him warmly, but firmly, on the mouth. Not having the willpower to resist his wife's relentless advances, he yielded to the inevitable. She is going to kill me at this rate, he thought jokingly, amazed that he had actually forgotten about this particular side of Nodoka. Practically every day since I got back. Ah well, time for me to do my husbandly duties once again. Ranma can wait for an hour or so. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Quantum Destinies A Ranma 1/2 Fanfic By Jurai Knight (sthesken@earthlink.net) Ranma 1/2 and its characters are owned by Rumiko Takahashi. This story is inspired by her works and the stories from some of my fellow fanfic authors. Among these are D.B. Sommer's "Shampoo 1/2", Jim Bader's "A Very Scary Thought -aka- Nabiki 1/2", and John Biles' Elseworlds series. All C&C is welcome. Other chapters of this story may be found at this website, or you can email the author for them: The Quantum Destinies Homepage http://home.earthlink.net/~sthesken/fanfics/qd.html The list of worlds reoccurring in this chapter: Earth 0.000,0.000 - The world of Scholar Ranma (Baseline cluster) Earth +0.004,-0.003 - The world of Citizen Ranma & Slave Shampoo (Baseline cluster) What has gone before in this story (or at least what will help you understand what is going on): On a parallel Earth that diverged from the standard Ranma timeline over five hundred years ago, the Empire of Japan rules almost half the world and has done so for almost a century. A young scientist named Ranma Saotome, through a device of his invention, is now possessed of the skills and memories of a martial artist version of himself. Also, the Nabiki of this timeline later snuck into Ranma's lab and used his device, not knowing what it was, accidentally copying the skills and memories from an alternate version of herself, one who went on the ten- year training journey with Genma instead of Ranma. Now at an equivalent level of skill to Ranma as a martial artist, she has achieved her first victory over Ranma in sparring. Ranma also learned some startling things about Jusenkyo in this world. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Chapter 8 - Sins of the Fathers, Part I The Lord is longsuffering, and of great mercy, forgiving iniquity and transgression, and by no means clearing the guilty, visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the children unto the third and fourth generation. King James Bible Numbers 14:18 xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx As the sun cleared the horizon, its first rays found Ranma practicing his martial skills in the Saotome yard. The defeat suffered at the hands of Nabiki filled his thoughts as he drove himself through his workout. I lost to Nabiki, he thought, a little angrily, throwing a series of kicks and punches around his body. He still could not bring himself to believe it. She had been a little faster than he was, a little better in her skill. Shaking his head a bit to clear it, he concentrated on what he was doing and pushed himself. Speed was the answer for the next time he matched himself against Nabiki, so he had to get his body to move faster. "Come on," he grunted. "Faster, you slowpoke." His arms and legs moved through the air with precision and swiftness, but he was still a bit slower than his memories told him that the other Ranma could move. He felt his level of irritation rising once again, remembering his desire to wipe Nabiki's smug smirk from her face when she had looked down on him after her victory. There had not been time to talk afterwards, the coaches kept them too busy for that, and Nabiki had gone straight to the locker rooms afterwards. He had decided against a confrontation at that time, so he had not tried to speak to her after cleaning up and changing. However, he had to admit that he was more irritated with himself than with Nabiki. He had been so confident in his own capabilities, so arrogant in his skills. I can't let myself think like that other Ranma, bulling my way through every obstacle, he thought with a grimace as his fists drove through imaginary targets. I just have to refine my strategy against her, concentrate on my strengths and try and exploit her weaknesses. He let his emotions give him the motivation to work even harder, as the morning grew older little by little. ****************************** Across the city, far from the familiar sights of the Saotome household was a plain, gray, stone building, four stories tall. It covered an area aboveground sufficient to provide offices and facilities for some nine hundred men and women. However, it was still less than a quarter of the size of the Imperial Security Directorate, at least above the ground. Beneath the surface of the earth were the true facilities where the majority of the efforts performed here were actually carried out. Here at this facility, matters of day or night did not affect the level of activity. It was the home of the Mobius Institute, or as it was more commonly and simply known, The Institute. The vast majority of the citizenry of the Empire were unaware of what went on here and especially what activities that the Institute was involved in, due to a clever combination of governmental denial and outright control of the news that the public saw through the eyes of the Ministry of Public Information. All psychic and mystic matters were monitored and dealt with by this facility and its special agents on a daily basis, all of them nominally under the direction of the Imperial Security Directorate. Two men stood next to a one-way glass in a darkened chamber, both observing a woman, perhaps barely out of her teens, who was drawing in the next room. She appeared lethargic to them, perhaps drugged, as she used a black pen to fill the white space of the paper with images. One of the men lit up a cigarette as he looked through the glass, and the bright glow of the flame from his cigarette lighter illuminated the rather tired-looking face of Soun Tendo. "You appear nervous, old friend," observed the elderly man with him, a balding, shorter figure. A pair of horn-rimmed glasses gave him a somewhat dignified appearance, one that was complemented by the Shinto priest robes that he wore. He turned to face Soun with a smile. "I dislike this place, Kasuga-san," said Soun politely, taking another puff of his cigarette. "When I think of some of the things you have contained within here, sometimes, let us say that it does not do very good things for my constitution. May I know why you have requested my presence here at this early hour?" His attitude bordered on insolent, but the two men had known each other for many years, and they had developed a certain rapport with each other. Soun had been awakened from a sound sleep a few hours before dawn by a simple telephone call from the elderly man with him, and he was only informed that there was something he needed to see here. He had done so without question, for when the Director of the Mobius Institute called, it was a wise man who obeyed. "Do not be concerned about that," said Director Kasuga. "You should be more concerned about what I have brought you here to see. It is quite interesting." "And what, pray tell, is that?" asked Soun, inhaling absently from his cigarette, held loosely in his hand. "All I am seeing is a young woman drawing pictures. Not exactly what I would classify as a threat to the Empire." He was now experiencing a headache, a result of too much stress in his life and not enough sleep. It made him feel edgy. The elderly man removed his glasses with a sigh and cleaned them with a handkerchief pulled from a pocket of his robes. He replaced them and pushed them up into proper place with two fingers before saying, "That young woman is Setsuna Meioh, one of our best precognitives. She can reach farther and more clearly into the future than any other Esper that we have here at the Institute. There is something unexpected brewing on the horizon of the future." He paused and his voice lowered ominously as he continued, "A great disturbance in the Pattern." "So?" asked Soun mildly, watching the older man as a student watches a professor. He concealed the irritation he felt at getting dragged out of bed to hear stories of some madwoman and her pictures. "And please don't phrase things using that mystical nonsense you love so very much, Kasuga-san." He waved his arms grandly in the air as he said, "There is no such thing as an overriding Pattern that controls everything. Men make their own fates." "Very well then," said Director Kasuga, nodding his head. It was an old argument between them, one that he would sally forth to fight another time, but not now. Removing a folded picture from his robes, he said, "An hour before I called you, she drew this." He handed it to Soun and waited, watching the woman, as Soun unfolded the picture. Soun blinked and stared at the picture in his hands. The picture was done in the style of a manga, and the artwork was very distinctive, and quite good, in Soun's opinion. In the ink drawing was an image of a collection of pathways of some sort, all of them braided together in a manner that made it difficult to tell where one ended and another began. Most of them simply faded off in the confused mess, slowly merging and dwindling in number; others led to branchings that created more and more paths, but most of those then led to darkness with a scant few headed to light. Yet, perhaps most disturbing, almost all of the pathways simply ended after a short distance, cut off sharply as if by a blade. Every one of these pathways met at a sort of crossroads in the lower center of the picture; standing there were seven indistinct figures, five of them shadows only. Two other figures stood in the center who were drawn more distinctly in aspect and form, yet still indeterminate as to their age and identity. Both of them were facing away from the artist and looking out towards the pathways ahead of them as if they were preparing to choose one, a woman and a man. "One of our telepaths who is able to handle the whirling chaos and constant motion of the images in her mind monitors her on a regular basis," said Director Kasuga, his eyes focused on the woman who was still drawing. "From the time she was brought to us as a child, a sad failure of the Ministry of Science's misguided attempt to tinker with the genetics of an Esper, up until two years ago, her Gift consistently predicted the onset of an apocalyptic nightmare that would take place in the not-too-distant future, without any apparent chance or hope of escape. In those days, she had to be kept sedated around the clock, and the few telepaths who dared to probe into her visions all came away muttering something about a Darkness that was going to engulf the world." He watched the woman with great sadness in his eyes as he spoke. "She seems much better now," said Soun, unsure what else to say in the face of such a revelation. "What changed?" "I am uncertain," admitted the elderly Kasuga. "I kept the Emperor informed, of course, but I do not know if he ever did anything at all that might have altered events. Or if he even believed me. He was more concerned with the visions of the other precognitives, those who saw nothing in their inner Sight but the signs that the Pattern of the future being crafted by the plans of the Emperor's Advisory Committee was still on course. However, two years ago, something changed," he paused and now looked almost fondly at the woman who was still drawing slowly but fiercely, "the tiniest grain of sand was dropped into the immensity of the Pattern from an unknown source, a change that went unnoticed by any here at the Institute, except by her." He pointed at the woman with a gleam in his eyes. "You have never mentioned any of this in our previous talks," said Soun, unable to completely hide the surprise in his voice. "So, you were unable to identify the change?" "Yes," replied Director Kasuga simply, then sighed briefly. "It was too small, whatever it was, too minute and delicate an alteration of the course of events. I had one of my best and most trusted operatives peer into the depths of her visions to try and see what had happened, but he was only able to discern a very little bit. Where before there had only been an immense darkness, a void of nothingness that yawned across all of the many possible pathways of the future, now there were a few timelines beginning to open up that led beyond it. There were so very few of them though." He leaned against the glass and suddenly looked every year of his age. "So, what happened next, Kasuga-san?" asked Soun, after taking a fresh puff on his cigarette. "To my eternal shame, I had my man link with her more deeply to try and determine more detail," said Director Kasuga, briefly pausing as if pained by the memory, "and he almost went permanently mad. His mind was simply unable to deal with the details in the swirling chaos of all of those possible futures revealed to him through her Sight. Until he eventually recovered three weeks later, his mind apparently tried to interpret the images he saw, and he just kept babbling a single, cryptic phrase in his waking moments: 'When the two halves of Tao become one, then the dark destiny may be undone.' He remembered absolutely nothing of this afterwards, or of what he had seen, and he refused to probe her mind again. I have not dared to have another probe so deeply since then." "It sounds to me like the ravings of a disturbed mind," said Soun, perhaps a bit more coldly than he intended. "It doesn't even scan quite right for a poem. The riddle of a madman, it seems to me." He looked down at the picture once more. "So why call me now, so urgently?" "Because something new has been added once again to the Pattern in the last few days," said Director Kasuga, peering upwards at Soun with a frown as he continued, "a fundamental change that has altered the future possibilities in ways that none of the precognitives here are able to determine, and it is growing worse. A few days ago, the future went into temporal flux, and I am certain that we are now approaching a crux point of events, if we are not already within it. Until we finally pass through it, the future is effectively hidden to us." "Why tell me?" asked Soun, perhaps a faint plaintiveness creeping into his voice, but it was difficult to pick out of his usual solemn tones. Director Kasuga looked at Soun pointedly, a frown on his face as he said, "Whatever this crux event is, according to my sources it seems to be forming within the vicinity of the Nerima region, and it is slowly building in power and strength. Some of our other precogs have caught glimpses of events that might be linked to this, and we've identified them as occurring in that area. So I have placed one of my very best agents on the scene to monitor the situation and also to provide help if any odd situations develop as a result of the event, and I will be putting one or two more of my agents into harm's way soon. But, I wished you to be aware of what was happening, out of common courtesy. After all, you live in the region, and so does your family." "What, exactly, is happening?" asked Soun, inhaling deeply from his cigarette. His headache had turned into an icepick behind one eye. "Well, in simple terms, a sort of Karmic singularity has begun gathering energy there," said Director Kasuga, now resting his hands behind his back and looking at Soun with a calm expression, "and it has started drawing in people and altering local events, which it will continue to do until it finally reaches a form of critical mass. Then, it will explode, for lack of a better term to describe the results, and forge a new Pattern of possibilities, or what could be called a crux point in time. When, not if, that event happens, future probability pathways that have previously been open will close forever, and new pathways, ones as yet unseen, will then be revealed to us. It will undoubtedly change the future of the Empire, and I have no idea how the Emperor will react to that." Soun pondered on that, finding that thought to be most disturbing, especially when the plans for the New Imperial Order, set in motion by the Emperor's father, were less than two years away from coming to fruition. The previous Emperor, not very long after the conclusion of the Global War, had begun quiet preparations for the eventual and final conflict with the other major powers in the world. The already rapid pace of technological advancement had accelerated ten-fold since that time, with massive amounts of funding pouring into a myriad of special projects. The result of these intensive efforts was that the Empire was now at least twenty years ahead of the rest of the world in many areas of achievement, such as biotechnology and weapons development. However, there were whispered rumors that an unknown source had been the actual provider of many of these advances in technology that the Empire now enjoyed. But to what end? thought Soun, taking another puff on his cigarette, as he decided to redirect the conversation away from such disturbing things. Could that somehow be the cause of this event? "I suppose it was a coincidence then, that your own grandson is at the Academy now?" wondered Soun out loud, his gaze trying to pick details out of the picture. The way it was drawn was a little odd, as if the images were able to somehow slightly shift around, depending on how the light was hitting the paper, a curious effect of artwork. Just staring at it was making his headache feel worse, so he looked up and met the eyes of his companion. "I recall that it was you who pushed the pilot project of integrating some of the Specials into the regular Academy cadet body." "Kyosuke is there for another reason," replied Director Kasuga, a little curtly. "Though I am pleased that he has taken such a liking for his current assignment, and the Mano girl is quite comely. Such long legs...." The elderly man trailed off, and then he cleared his throat after a moment of embarrassment. "Ah, you speak of the Devil Hunter girl," said Soun with a slight grin. "It all makes perfect sense now." He was rewarded with seeing his elderly companion blink in surprise before regaining his balance. "I had forgotten that your daughter Nabiki keeps you well-informed as to things going on there at the campus," said the older man, a very slight chuckle in his voice. "Yes, his assignment has to do with the young Mano girl. The Imperial Writ that the Devil Hunter line now possesses, the one allowing them to operate outside of Institute control, has a loophole that I intend to exploit, but one that should increase the powers available to the next generation of Devil Hunters if I utilize it. She and Kyosuke are getting along fairly well, so I have high hopes for the union. Anyway, it will make things much easier to have him near this crux point now, as it is forming." He smiled a bit thinly and said, "It is a slight drawback to being an Esper. Odd things tend to happen around you." "A Devil Hunter with Esper powers," noted Soun, raising a single eyebrow, making the connection immediately. "An interesting notion, since all Espers are under the charter of the Institute..." he finished, letting his voice trail off with unspoken meaning. "Precisely," agreed Director Kasuga. "The natural martial skills of a Devil Hunter, enhanced by Esper abilities. It should prove to be a most formidable combination, and one that will finally bring the Mano line under the benevolent control of the Institute." The elderly man smiled, apparently quite pleased with himself. His gaze then turned to look at Soun craftily. "Not that you aren't trying to forge your own powerful combination with your own daughter and the Saotome lad." Is everyone aware of what I am up to? wondered Soun with the faintest of grimaces on his face. First that annoying witch, Hinako, and now him. "No need to answer, Soun," said Director Kasuga with a smile. "I can see it in your face, even one as well-schooled as yours is at hiding emotional outbursts." He paused, his telepathic abilities scanning the surface thoughts in Soun's mind. Ah, Soun, if only I was permitted to tell you what Project Phoenix did to those children, beyond what you think you already know. There is far more at stake here than you realize. A brief memory surfaced in the Director's mind, of the delicate and rather detailed subliminal programming that each and every one of the Children had received here at the Institute, buried deeply into their psyches. Ten years ago, he had been responsible for overseeing the process for the imprinting of the subliminals, among which was one that would allow them control over some of their special enhancements. If the Mark One subjects were any indication, then these abilities should be awakening within Ranma and some of the other Children soon. That is, if it hasn't already done so, he thought during the momentary pause in their conversation. Could Soun know that Ranma and Nabiki were among the dozen or so who tested highest? Is that why he is planning to breed them together? Perhaps, when it does emerge, then I will be able to tell him more. Soun grunted. His cigarette had burned down, so he put it out in the nearby ashtray and lit up another one. "Please keep an eye on things from your end, would you?" asked the elderly man. "I promise to keep you informed of anything new that I come across." "Very well," said Soun, nodding. He looked at the woman drawing a new picture and wondered about the future. ****************************** There was a firm knock at the front door of the Tendo household. Kyoko paused in preparing breakfast and went to answer it. Standing outside the house was a young woman with long, brown hair, worn in a simple ponytail and tied with a white ribbon. She was dressed in a fashionable, but slightly plain yellow dress, and she had a smile on her face as she bowed in greeting. "Good day to you, Otonashi-san," said Kasumi. "Are my father or my sisters at home?" "Ono-san," said Kyoko, bowing in reply. "It is a pleasant surprise to see you here. Your father is out on business, but your sisters are at home. Both of them are out in the training hall." Kasumi blinked. Both of them? She bowed to Kyoko once again. "May I come in?" "Of course, Ono-san," said Kyoko, bowing as she moved aside in the doorway. She watched as Kasumi came in with flowing grace, and then she closed the door while Kasumi removed her shoes. "I will be in the kitchen fixing breakfast, if you have need of me." Kasumi nodded and went out the back pathway into the training hall. She saw Akane sitting off to one side doing stretching and some light limbering exercises. Nabiki was working out with one of the heavy bags, currently laying into it with a barrage of punches. Kasumi took a moment to study her younger sister's form and nodded, pleased. It appeared to her that Nabiki had not only completely regained her old level of performance, but she had improved a great deal beyond it since Kasumi had last seen her train so intensely, several years ago. Each one of her strikes was swift, powerful, and delivered with an absence of wasted motion. Akane looked up at that time and noticed her eldest sister standing in the doorway. She leaped up to her feet and ran over to the older girl, while crying out happily, "Kasumi!" She hugged her older sister warmly. Nabiki paused in what she was doing and came walking over to greet Kasumi as well. She absently wiped at the sweat running down her forehead with a towel she had kept near her while she worked out. She smirked at Kasumi, currently looking a little uncomfortable in Akane's grasp and said, "Hey, Sis. So, how's married life treating you lately?" "Well enough," replied Kasumi, smiling. "I miss you both though. You never come to visit, so I decided to surprise you two, and Father." "Daddy left real early this morning," said Nabiki, studying Kasumi. "He could be back anytime." "I missed you, Big Sister," said Akane, smiling happily. She gave Kasumi another spine-cracking hug for good measure. "But now that Nabiki is back in training, I have someone that I can spar with in the mornings again. Isn't that great?" "Yes, it is," said Kasumi calmly, appearing completely unfazed by such a surprising change in her younger sister. When Akane finally let go, Kasumi turned to Nabiki. "Perhaps you might honor me with a match today, while I'm here? I would be interested in appraising your skills." "As you wish," said Nabiki, a flash of something passing between the two older Tendo sisters. "How about right now? There should still be one of your gis in one of the closets in the house. Then, after breakfast, we can take care of catching up with each other. You can tell us all about your new husband and anything that married life has taught you about men. Right?" She smiled in a teasing fashion, and Kasumi blushed lightly. "Very well, Nabiki," said Kasumi, after a moment of hesitation. "Oh, Big Sister," said Akane, interrupting the conversation. "I've finally found myself a great guy! He's a terrific fighter." A large grin was on her face. "Oh, really?" asked Kasumi, looking at Akane, whose bruises were now all healed. She recalled one of Akane's secret dreams. She thought it was silly, but it made Akane happy. "Did he defeat you?" "We were interrupted," said Akane, looking downcast as she dug at the floor with a bare toe, "and then he wouldn't fight me when I met him on his way home." She looked very sad for a moment, but then she looked up, a fire blazing in her eyes. "But tomorrow, I'm going to fight him for sure, even if I have to follow him to his home. I would have done it on Friday, but I got sidetracked dealing with an annoying aristocrat b- girl and got a little bit hurt. But come tomorrow, he and I will fight for real." Nabiki said nothing at hearing that, but there was a ghost of a frown on her face. "That sounds nice, dear," said Kasumi pleasantly. Akane and her violent tendencies, thought Kasumi, sighing internally even as she kept the smile on her face. She certainly is eager to test her strength against this boy. I hope she doesn't hurt him very badly if she defeats him. "I just know he'll show me what he's made of," said Akane with a glow of eagerness in her eyes. "Then I'll talk Daddy into arranging a marriage, and then I'll have a husband of my own." She blushed as she remembered the level of skill Ranma had demonstrated lately, such as when he put down Hiei Yuukyuuzan so easily during her fight with the Wolf Pack. Nabiki watched Akane babbling on about Ranma and wondered what her counterpart's Ranma would think of the way Akane was acting. A glint of amusement was in her eyes as she imagined his reaction to an Akane who acted like this. She shifted her gaze over to Kasumi and studied her older sister as Akane continued to chatter on about her plans. Nabiki was looking forward to finally being able to show her up in martial arts ability. When their mother was still alive, her older sister had always seemed like an insurmountable mountain, a challenge impossible to overcome. ****************************** Ten-year old Nabiki grunted slightly as she struggled against twelve- year old Kasumi. The two sisters kept shifting their grips on each other, searching for leverage as their mother watched them both, a grim smile on her face. Out on the mat, both girls were trying hard to plant the other into the floor, a sisterly rivalry that their mother had always encouraged as a means of getting the best out of her daughters. "Give it up, Nabiki," whispered Kasumi, her voice only loud enough for her sister to hear. "There's no way that you'll ever beat me." She shifted her grip as they leaned into each other. "We'll see about that," Nabiki growled back, thankful that she was finally as tall as Kasumi. She strained against her older sister, but the other girl wasn't budging. It was grappling practice today as both girls were coming up on an official test of skill. Kasumi was testing for her second-dan black belt in Jujitsu and Nabiki was testing for first-dan. They were much better in other styles, but their mother believed in a well-rounded approach to barehanded combat. So, today they were forbidden to use anything but Jujitsu techniques against each other. Off to one side, nine-year old Akane gazed intently at her two older sisters, her eyes studying every movement that they made. She smiled as Kasumi finally made her move, her pride in her big sister obvious. Nabiki went flying to land face-first into the mat. Again. ****************************** Now, seven years later, the two sisters faced each other once again. Nabiki was dressed in one of her Chinese-style shirts and black gi pants, and Kasumi was dressed in one of her old, white gis. It looked a little snug on her, something Nabiki had commented on with a grin. Kasumi had simply smiled pleasantly, but there was a glimmering in her eyes that left the middle Tendo daughter wondering if she might have pushed her unusually calm, older sister too far. "Ready?" asked Akane to her two sisters, acting as referee for this match. Both sisters nodded, their eyes on each other. "Begin!" Kasumi and Nabiki circled each other at first, studying each other for weaknesses for several moments, and then they attacked. Like in so many matches before, Kasumi quickly gained the upper hand, her skill and technique as near flawless as Nabiki remembered. However, that was before she had gained nearly ten years of intensive combat experience, skills layered on top of the well-defined physique that her school's physical regimen had given her. They battered at each other's defenses with punches and kicks, each sister remembering the fun that they had once had doing this under the stern but loving gaze of their mother, their sensei, so many years ago. "You've gotten better, Nabiki," said Kasumi, pleasantly surprised at how good her younger sister was. "I can't believe how much you've improved." "You'll find I'm full of surprises, Sis," said Nabiki with a grin, her leg lashing out in a kick, only to be blocked away at the last instant by Kasumi's arm. With that thought in mind, Nabiki suddenly went on the offensive even more, her fists and feet pummeling away at Kasumi's defenses in a truly dazzling display of martial arts skill. She managed to take the initiative from Kasumi and began to exploit her control of the fight with a vengeance. Nabiki wasn't striking at her full power, as she had come near to doing when she and Ranma sparred, but Kasumi was going to have a number of colorful bruises to remember this match by. However, she was going to have a few bruises herself; her sister was no pushover in a fight. Where did Nabiki get so skilled? Kasumi wondered, surprised. She deftly blocked Nabiki's arm, sidestepped a kick, and managed to backhand her younger sister across the face with a fist, all in a single flowing movement. It was taking her to the limits of her skills to hold her own against Nabiki, but she was still slowly losing ground. In a regular fight, a lucky blow could have shifted the balance back in her favor if it disabled her opponent, but they weren't hitting each other with full power strikes, sparring like this. However, even though she was losing the match, Kasumi found herself relishing the struggle, and it surprised her a little that she enjoyed the challenge so much. I'm acting just like Akane, she chided herself. On the sidelines, Akane watched, alternating equally between wonder and amazement at the level of skill her older sisters were demonstrating as they methodically pounded away at each other, and outright jealousy at how well Nabiki was doing. Nabiki wasn't this good a week ago, she decided, her eyes narrowing a bit as she analyzed her older sister's combat style. There was something very familiar about it, but she was unable to say why. It was some form of Kempo, as her sister had told her, but it was like no style that she had ever seen before. I have to find out where she learned this. Meanwhile, Kasumi continued her struggles against Nabiki, but she could not seem to completely counter the large variety of techniques in the arsenal that her younger sister was bringing out against her. She gave Nabiki a few rather solid hits that "accidentally" slipped a bit out of her control, ones that would leave some bruises. It was a sign that she was growing irritated at losing to one of her little sisters, a reaction that again surprised her. I guess I'm feeling much more stressed than I realized, she thought sadly, thoughts of her personal life distracting her and causing her to miss a block. Nabiki's fist thumped into Kasumi's chin, only striking at about half- power, but it was a solid blow that was sure to leave a bruise. She paused for a single second in surprise, and Kasumi hit back without a single moment of hesitation, a combination of a hard right-handed punch to Nabiki's face and a quick kick to the hip that broke through her defenses and staggered her. When Kasumi did not back off but kept pressing her, Nabiki very quickly went on the offensive again, regaining the initiative with a speed that amazed both Akane and Kasumi. Nabiki's level of mastery is simply staggering, noted Kasumi with great amazement, blocking her little sister's punches and kicks more raggedly now, her growing levels of exhaustion beginning to show even as Nabiki seemed to remain unflagged. She wasn't getting any more blows in past Nabiki's defenses, but at least her own defenses were still holding firm against Nabiki's attacks. The eldest Tendo daughter was beginning to look tired, unlike her opponent; they had been fighting non-stop against each other for a little over twenty minutes. As more minutes passed, Kasumi briefly managed to regain the initiative a few times, but Nabiki kept forcing it away from her. Both of them were tiring from the intense efforts that they were putting forth, but Kasumi seemed to be tiring much more quickly, perhaps due to the greater number of hits she was taking, sapping away her reserves of energy. Finally, Nabiki managed to crack through her defenses and began hitting her with half-power blows, almost with impunity. A final legsweep combined with a blow to the ribcage knocked Kasumi off her feet, and she yielded. Nabiki smiled tiredly with pride at her victory as her lungs heaved, scavenging oxygen from the air; it was the first one she had ever had against her older sister. She offered her hand to the fallen Kasumi, the look on her face without guile for the first time in a long while. With one of her usual smiles, slightly pained-looking though it was, the eldest Tendo daughter took the hand and let Nabiki haul her up to her feet. "Good match, little sister," said Kasumi, beginning to feel some of the bruises now from Nabiki's pulled blows, as her adrenaline high finally faded. She felt a little embarrassed to see the bruises that her younger sister now sported. However, the sheer intensity of the match had given her a cleansing feeling, and she was grateful to Nabiki for helping her work off so much stress. She studied her sister and finally said, "You've been studying Kempo." "Yes," replied Nabiki. "I recently discovered a new sensei. He's helped me to improve a lot." Repeating the lie made it easier to say, but she still felt a little odd for speaking a falsehood to her sister. "You've never beaten me before," said Kasumi, not critically, but simply noting it as a statement of fact. "I think I would like to meet your new sensei." She smiled. "He swore me to secrecy," lied Nabiki facilely, the falsehood coming easily to her lips, and yet again it was one that bothered her. Still, it gave her pause to wonder for a moment. If, on another world, she had gone out to train in the Anything-Goes style, with Genma Saotome of all people, then perhaps there were other worlds where it was Kasumi who had gone, or perhaps even Akane. It was a sobering realization to think about. She thought that she was perhaps being selfish to hide the truth of the origin of her new skills, but Akane was a dangerous enough fighter already without them, not to mention how good Kasumi already was. It was nice to finally be the best martial artist in their family. "Very well," said Kasumi, deciding to not press the issue. She then picked up a towel and wiped the sweat from her face. "Nabiki, you beat Kasumi," whispered Akane, too softly for either of her sisters to hear, rather stunned at this development. You've never beaten Kasumi, ever, she thought, her eyes studying Nabiki with growing suspicion. Her own loss to Nabiki had been surprising, but it had given her a new sparring partner to overcome, so she had not looked too deeply at the matter. This was another thing entirely. To Akane, Kasumi was her idol, and to have her lose to Nabiki was sobering. How did you get so good, Nabiki? I have to find out. Just think how strong I could be if I learn what you know. That last thought brought a pleasant, quivery feeling, and an enjoyable fantasy of crushing all other girls who might oppose her goal of claiming Ranma filled her mind. "Now let us go clean up, have breakfast, and I'll tell you what you want to hear about men and marriage," said Kasumi with a smile, draping an arm around Nabiki's shoulders. "Okay," said Nabiki, feeling on top of the world, as if a great weight had lifted from her, one that she had not really been aware of before. The three Tendo sisters cleaned up the training hall and went in to wash up for breakfast. ****************************** Breakfast at the Kuno household was a somewhat solemn affair. As was their usual custom for meals, the entire family ate together, the household servants watching from a convenient distance, ready to pour tea or serve additional rice as needed. The mood was even quieter today. Kodachi looked up from her food and hid a smile at the sight of the fading bruises on Kuno's face. She had heard from one of the family ninja, the one that she had assigned to watch Ranma for her, that he had challenged the scholar boy and lost. Kodachi was secretly thrilled at the thought of Ranma standing up to her older brother and having the strength to defeat him, and she wished that she could have seen the fight herself. He is a warrior, as well as a scholar, she thought, a very soft sigh escaping her lips, a pleasant warmth in her face. Her musings drifted away into one of her usual fantasies about having Ranma as her husband. They made her feel less lonely. That cur Saotome shall pay for this indignity he hath done me! was the thought currently resounding in Kuno's mind. He had woken up in the Academy's infirmary, bandages on his face from the beating that Ranma had given him. He had forced himself up out of bed and gone to Whitehall, despite the pains of his body, and his anger at Ranma had continued unabated throughout the remainder of the day. He had carried Mikado's unconscious body to the car, the other boy awakening during the short passage over to the grounds of Whitehall. They had made a solemn vow together, to defeat the villain Saotome no matter how many attempts were required. Kuno looked up to see the soft expression on his sister's face, the half-smile on her lips, and his rage increased to a level that left him almost trembling with emotion. Ranma Saotome has cast some sort of spell over my sister with his honeyed words, he decided. I am certain that he is a seducer of the worst sort, a vile cad. I must show Kodachi that he is not at all worthy of a fragile flower such as herself, despite what my father now has planned. The memory of that meeting with his father last night still rankled Kuno, and it only served to inflame the strength of his desires to crush the pigtailed boy. His father had been recently approached by a matchmaker about arranging a marriage for Kodachi to Ranma, and the Saotomes would be having dinner with his family this week. Lord Kuno was even considering transferring Ranma's name to the registry of the Kuno Family if he wed Kodachi. When he had heard that, Tatewaki simply could not believe it. Ranma Saotome as my brother-in-law? he thundered in his mind, careful not to speak aloud at the table. Nay, worse than that, as a Kuno? As a Lord of the Empire? I must defeat him. That trumped-up commoner must not mix his baseborn blood with the purity of the Kuno line. I forbid it! Kuno's chopsticks snapped in half, earning him a very severe look from his mother for disturbing the peace and quiet of the meal, one that quickly chilled even his temper. One of the servants quietly replaced his chopsticks with fresh ones, and the heir to the Kuno family began eating once again in silence, his fury barely withheld. At the head of the table, Lord Daisho Kuno studied his only son out of the corner of his eye. Oh, Tatewaki, my son, you make your father proud, he thought, smiling slightly as he ate. Your failed efforts to best Genma's son have proven that he is truly worthy of becoming a Kuno. Any warrior capable of besting you so soundly will be a proud addition to this family. He looked over at his daughter, and felt his heart fill with paternal love for her. Kodachi, my child, you have no idea how pleasing it will be to me to wed you to the Saotome boy, and I am happy that you have fallen so obviously in love with him. The offspring that Ranma will father upon you will strengthen our Clan immeasurably, not to mention the value of having another Newtype under my control. It will make things so much easier for me and my plans for improving our lot in the Empire. Lord Kuno scooped up the last of his rice and held his bowl out for a refill. As a servant quickly refilled it, Daisho allowed himself to recall the past, and a stray thought suddenly occurred to him. He studied his son for a moment, remembering an agreement with an old friend from his youth. I wonder if Genma even remembers that promise he once made me so long ago? he thought with a smile. If things went as they were planned, then he would have another Newtype under his control, a pleasant prospect for the Kuno Family patriarch indeed. ****************************** After breakfast was over, Genma watched Nodoka cleaning up the dishes and remnants of breakfast from the dining area table as he sipped the last of his tea. It was looking to be a beautiful day, and he was eager to be off and to see Ranma's laboratory and his invention. He continued to watch Nodoka work with a pleasant smile on his face. He heard Ranma upstairs, gathering up some things for their planned day together. "How did your talk with Ranma go, Dearest?" asked Nodoka with a rather contented smile. She now stood in the doorway to the kitchen, a pair of lunches made up and resting in her hands. "Quite well," Genma replied with a smile, standing up from the table and taking the prepared meals from Nodoka. His thoughts were on the few schematics that his son had shown him over the last several months. "Ranma is just going through a phase of sorts. Nothing for you to be concerned about. He'll be fine. If you need me today, just call my cellular number. I should be with our son all day." Ranma came bounding down the stairs with his bookbag. "I'm ready to go," he said, coming to a halt in the front hallway. "Don't be late for dinner tonight," said Nodoka with a happy smile, watching them putting on their shoes. She kissed Genma gently on the cheek, before the two most important men in her life headed out the door. It sounds as if Genma has the situation under control, she thought with contentment. I guess I was worried over nothing. She waved at them, bidding her husband and son farewell as they went down the street. When they were gone, Nodoka went back into the house and closed the front door. She busied herself with the beginnings of her chores for the day. She wanted to be done early so that she could get in some time for target practice at the archery range, as well as a bout with Achika at Kendo. Ranma's little workout that morning had reminded her that she had promised to get together with her friend today. I must remember to show Achika the new reverse disarming stroke I learned, she thought as she began to clean up the kitchen. An impish smile crossed her lips. After I defeat her with it, of course. The telephone rang as she was finishing up washing the breakfast dishes. Nodoka placed the last of them in the drying rack, wiped her hands with the towel she held, and picked up the phone. She said cheerfully, "Hello? Saotome residence." "Good morning, Saotome-san," said a female voice over the phone. "This is Otsu Mitsuma calling." "Good morning, Mitsuma-san," said Nodoka, as a smile broke out on her face. "I assume you have some good news for me?" "Yes, I do," Otsu replied. "I have been in contact with the families of each of the girls, and they are all eager to have their daughters meet Ranma. I have a tentative schedule made up for you and your family to meet the girls. To start, the Kuonji family was simply overjoyed at the prospect of their daughter, Ukyo, meeting Ranma. I sent them the information on your family, and Kuonji-san was on the phone to me within an hour to schedule a date for the first meeting. So, would tomorrow evening be too soon?" Tomorrow? Nodoka thought, pausing to consider it for a moment. She could not think of any reason to delay. She was sure that Ranma would be thrilled. His initial reaction she attributed to nervousness. "I suppose that will be all right," said Nodoka finally. "My son is a little nervous about this, but he's agreed to meet all of the girls. What time should I expect Kuonji-san and his family?" "Kuonji-san and his wife will be bringing Ukyo by bullet train tomorrow," said Otsu, briefly checking her notes as she spoke, "so you should expect them to arrive at your home by five for dinner and the preliminary discussions on the matter." She paused and checked her notes once again. "Kuno-sama and his family will be available on Wednesday for a meeting between the families. Is that all right with you?" "That would be fine," said Nodoka, a growing eagerness filling her at seeing each of her prospective daughters-in-law in person. "What time should I expect the Kunos?" "Oh, His Lordship has extended a personal invitation for you and your family to join him and his family at their ancestral estate at six in the evening," replied Otsu. "I-I would be honored to accept this invitation on behalf of my son and husband," said Nodoka with only a moment of hesitation. To dine at a Lord's estate, she mused happily. I am sure that it will be a most memorable night. I wonder if I have anything suitable to wear? Oh my! I have to take Ranma shopping for new clothes! I know he doesn't have anything suitable for such an occasion. "I shall inform His Lordship of your acceptance," said Otsu. There was another brief pause. "Lastly, Tendo-san has also asked me to invite you and your family to have dinner at his home. He wished me to express his eagerness to have you meet his daughter, Nabiki. What day would be acceptable for you this week?" "Oh, well, let me think," stammered Nodoka a bit, caught off-guard by the suddenness with which everything was happening. It sounded as if all three fathers were eager to engage Ranma to their daughters, and it brought a surge of pride within her. Ranma is so manly, she sighed with pleasure, to have so many women seeking his favor. She smiled at the thought of the grandchildren that he would provide her after he married. "Friday evening at six would be a good time for my family." Two days spacing between the meetings gave them a sort of symmetry that appealed to Nodoka. That would leave an evening free for Ranma between each meeting, to spend time with one or more of the girls and perhaps even take them on dates. "I will inform Tendo-san of your acceptance and the date he should expect your family, Saotome-san," said Otsu pleasantly. "That is all that I have for you now. Have a pleasant evening. Goodbye now." "Goodbye, Mitsuma-san," said Nodoka as she hung up the phone, feeling happy inside. I had better telephone Achika and get ready to go now if I'm going to get any practice in at all today, she thought as she began heading for the bedroom. I have so much to get ready for tomorrow. ****************************** Genma and Ranma walked along at a brisk pace, both of them lost in their own thoughts as they approached the quiet grounds of the Academy. Genma was pondering the fulfillment of seeing his life's work at long last. Ranma was hoping that nothing bad happened today. As the main gates to the Academy came into sight, they saw that the school was quiet. Genma followed Ranma, walking onto the grounds, nostalgia filling him. It is still as I remember it, he thought, looking around with a smile. He paused at the sight of his favorite shade tree to study under, pleased that it was still there exactly as he remembered it. He recalled some of the many fights he had gotten into on or near these grounds and some of the adventures of his boyhood. It was truly a marvelous time. "P- Father?" asked Ranma, turning to face Genma. "Are you all right?" "Quite well, my son," answered Genma, smiling with a twinkle in his eye. "I was just caught up in memories of my own days of youth spent here. I had an interesting adventure or two when I was your age. Forgive your old father for the lapse." "Sure, Pop," laughed Ranma, amused to see his father like this. "I think I might like to hear about some of those 'adventures' of yours." "Someday, Son," said Genma with a smile. "Someday. You might be surprised to hear about some of the things I did when I was your age." "Oh?" said Ranma. Genma merely chuckled in reply, and said nothing more. After shrugging his shoulders, Ranma led his father downstairs to his private lab space, and they stopped outside the door. He searched around in his pockets for his key for a moment while his father looked around the hallway idly. Ranma finally found the key in one of his jacket pockets and unlocked the door. He reached around the corner and flipped the light switches on. "Your lab space is rather out of the way, Ranma," commented Genma as he walked inside. His gaze lighted upon the tarp sitting next to a couch on the far side of the room. He pointed at the mysterious pile. "Is that it?" "It is," replied Ranma, smiling as he uncovered the equipment, flipping the tarp over by the wall. He saw his father eye the small stack of devices after they were revealed. Next to the main computer case was a second small casing roughly half its size, with a series of switches and a line of small red and green lights arranged across the front. Genma recognized a neural induction headset plugged into the front of the case. The workmanship was clean and simple, and he nodded his approval. "How does it work?" asked Genma, sitting down on the couch and looking over the equipment more closely. "Well," said Ranma, as he sat down on the chair by the couch and began to describe how it all worked, "inside the small case is a series of sensors that take a detailed reading on the brain hooked up by the neural induction headset at a quantum level of resolution. That scan provides an electromagnetic signature that is used as a comparison model for the system to conduct a search for a match along the various quantum frequencies. Every timeline has a unique quantum frequency that is associated with it, and the resonator at the core of the system allows the operator to synchronize his mind with the mind of a counterpart on an alternate frequency. The system is then able to link the personality of the person scanned into their quantum counterpart, and it feels like you are really there. A continuous stream of pulses maintains the link, and the system adjusts the neutrino transmission to compensate for phase drift between the two realities. When a reverse pulse is sent at the end of the run, the transmission and synchronization link terminates and the personality is disconnected and pulled back." Genma sat there in surprised amazement. "You used a device like this while you were alone?" he asked, after contemplating what Ranma had said for a moment. "That was very careless, Son. Something far worse could have happened to you than what did happen." Genma picked up the headset and examined it. "Still, it's unquestionably a stunning achievement." "Would you like to try it, Father?" asked Ranma. "I went over every one of the circuits yesterday, and I can assure you that every one of the components is working within specifications. I even added in new lines of code into the control software that will dampen the signal variances if the feedback gets too bad. I'm almost positive that was what caused the power surge which copied my counterpart's memories into myself." Genma thought seriously for a moment, weighing the pros and cons of trying it out, then nodded. Ranma began powering up his system, idly watching the system's checklist information as it scrolled by. I think for safety's sake, I'll use one of the ones that I have already examined, he thought, tapping away at the keys to call up one of the files from the memory matrix. I have several that Father could try, after all. Genma occupied himself during that time by picking up Ranma's notebook and flipping through it. The applications of his theories that Ranma had used were nothing less than astounding. Genma lost himself in reading. My son is even more brilliant that I dared hope. "It's ready, Father," said Ranma after a few minutes. Genma looked up and read the monitor. "I have the system set up to use one of the files I have used myself. I think you might find this world interesting. It's a rather unusual set of divergences, at least as far as our family is concerned. It will give you a feel for the potentials, but the differences shouldn't overwhelm you. I'm only going to set it up for ten minutes of time for this demonstration." "Very well," said Genma. He sat back on the couch and Ranma put the headset on his skull. "Just close your eyes and relax, Father," said Ranma, sitting back down and activating the software. "You'll feel some odd sensations, but they are nothing to worry about. Here you go." For a moment, it felt as if the universe had just dropped away from Genma. Or, perhaps a more accurate description of the sensation, as if the universe had dropped him into the spaces between worlds. ****************************** *** Earth +0.004,-0.003 Genma blinked and discovered himself seated on the back porch of the Saotome household. A warm cup of tea was resting in a tray next to his leg, along with the pot. He was dressed in a set of plain blue robes, the only ornamentation the mon or symbol of his family crest stitched on one breast in golden thread. The backyard was larger, and his neighbor's house was absent in this timeline. Instead, now located behind the Saotome ancestral home were some new additions: a large koi pond, a Zen rock garden, and a modest- sized dojo. The dojo was the home of the Saotome School of Anything- Goes Martial Arts, a stray memory that popped up into Genma's mind as he looked at the structure in curiosity. There was a sudden, loud cry of outrage, definitely female in origin, something that sounded like, "Aiyah! Stupid boy!" Then a body came flying out past him through the kitchen window with a loud crash of glass. Genma blinked, unsure what to do. The body in question, clothed in a green, sleeveless, Chinese-style shirt with wooden ties holding the front closed, and a pair of black gi pants, managed to make a graceless landing next to the koi pond by slamming hard into the turf face-first. He blinked again, seeing that it was Ranma. Ranma rolled over onto his back with a growl, not even stunned from the powerful throw that had just propelled him right through the kitchen window a moment ago. He flipped back up to his feet in a graceful move and quickly charged past Genma back into the house with an extremely determined look. Still, there was the hint of a smile on Ranma's face that surprised Genma, who was uncertain as to whether or not he should interfere. The sounds of an intense martial arts combat taking place began to be heard a moment later. More cries drifted out of the house, both male and female, mainly 'kiai' shouts, but mixed in with those were the occasional snarled remark in broken Japanese (female voice) and slurs against Chinese Amazons in general but especially "purple-haired, psycho Amazons" in particular (male voice). That last was usually followed by a briefly more intense-sounding round of combat and the distinctive noises of furniture breaking, most likely over the head of the comment maker who had just cast aspersions upon Chinese Amazons, purple-haired or otherwise. While Genma sat there, a wave of memories suddenly cascaded into his awareness, a bewildering rush of thoughts not his own. The very nature of the experience left him transfixed for a moment, as his mind frantically sorted through the memories now engulfing him like a tide coming in. He shakily picked up the cup of tea next to him and let his mind process the new input. One memory stood out in particular, engulfing his awareness as if it was currently happening. It consisted of what he had managed to piece together from talking with the different players involved, the events from last night after dinner.... ****************************** Genma relaxed at the dinner table, watching the nightly news as he usually did, when he noticed his son walking into the kitchen. He paid it no mind, though he noticed Nodoka look up from her sewing with a smile in his direction. He saw her lean over to him. "Ranma is so manly," Nodoka whispered with an approving smile. Meanwhile, Ranma peeked into the kitchen and grinned. Shampoo was cleaning up the last of the dinner dishes, softly humming a tune that he did not recognize. He took a moment to admire her figure from the rear, studying the gentle movements of her swaying hips as she worked. He still could not believe how lucky he was in owning a beauty like her. Shampoo was wearing a silk peasant outfit in light purple, composed of snug pants and long-sleeved blouse. It's hard to believe that it was only earlier today that I first saw her for sale in the slave auction, he thought with a smile. His brief blackout before and during the slave auction he attributed to his excitement. A few subtle questions had revealed that his father had not noticed anything wrong, and Ranma had apparently responded to him normally, including picking one of the two Chinese Amazons available for sale. His first conscious memory was almost right after the bidding had concluded, and he had seen his newly-purchased slave girl, Shampoo. Even with her hands and ankles manacled together, her body weighted down with chains, she had looked every inch a princess, even outshining the pink-haired Amazon beauty who stood right next to her. Of course, the very revealing white silk outfit that all of the slave girls wore had only enhanced his newly-awakened desires for her. The fact that Shampoo was a Chinese Amazon somehow made her even more desirable to him in some exotic way. He had heard all of the stories about the women of her tribe, that they were all expert fighters trained in martial arts. Ranma had hoped that she was pretty good. It might be nice to have a live-in sparring partner to practice with, he had thought with a smile. Of course, I'll have to go easy on her though, since she's just a girl. Ranma was the first of his friends to own a female slave, and he had enjoyed the envying looks of many of his peers attending Furinkan Military Academy. His best friend, Ryuu Kumon, was already making plans to purchase one of his own, using money given to him from his parents and relatives for his birthday. He had shown Ranma quite a number of photos from one of his catalogs, mostly of the types of slave girls available from the Western American Prefectures. Ryuu had long been fascinated by them. The girls in outfits of fringed buckskin were sort of interesting and exotic-looking, but Ranma was sure that a girl like Shampoo would be able to satisfy him for a long time. There had been an unexpected problem with Akane Tendo. As she was a student of the rival Tendo School of Anything-Goes Martial Arts, he had been fighting with her for years. He had never thought of her in any sort of a romantic way, but she had apparently seen things quite differently. So when he had been showing pictures of Shampoo around earlier that afternoon, she had gotten extremely angry at him, beat him up, and then stormed off. Forget about Akane Tendo, Ranma thought with a rather lecherous grin. Just look at the incredible body that Shampoo has. Immediately taking his own advice on the matter, he went back to ogling her callipygian derriere from his position standing in the doorway. It truly was a magnificent sight, especially encased in snug silk. Ranma had originally decided to let Shampoo adjust to the house for a day or so before he made his move, but after dinner he found that he couldn't wait any longer. After all, she was his slave now, and he was allowed to use her in any way that he saw fit under Imperial law. He couldn't keep his eyes off of her lithely muscular build, and her pidgin way of speaking Japanese was incredibly sexy to him. He was looking forward to the next few hours so much that he hadn't even been able to concentrate on his dinner. Tonight was going to be the night that he became a man. Earlier that day, after Ranma and his father had first brought a very solemn Shampoo home, she was presented unchained to Nodoka, still dressed in the wispy bit of white silk and nothing else. His mother had immediately assumed that the Chinese Amazon had no practical skills and had only been bought for her looks, but Shampoo had very quickly proven her wrong by fixing an incredibly tasty lunch. Nodoka had warmed to the girl quite a bit by that point, almost treating her like a daughter. She had been pleased to have a girl to help her around the house with the chores, and the purple-haired Amazon had done any chore that she was asked to do. She also seemed to like Ranma's mother, especially after Nodoka had taken her out shopping for some second-hand but nice clothes that would be appropriate for the new addition to the Saotome household. They had given Shampoo her own small but comfortable bedroom, and she had smiled at seeing it. Seeing that smile appear on her face was like watching the sun coming out from behind a cloud for Ranma, and he had taken it upon himself to show her around the house. He noticed that Shampoo had seemed rather fascinated by the family dojo out back, so Ranma had shown off some of his better martial arts moves, honed through many hours of training. She had watched him with an interested expression, and he felt that things were progressing nicely between them. His parents were in the next room, but that didn't matter to him at that moment. While he could have continued to watch her for a long time, his desires for her were becoming difficult to ignore. He cleared his throat. Shampoo turned around with a smile. "Yes, Ranma?" she asked him pleasantly, pausing in wiping one of the dishes dry with a white towel. "Shampoo almost done. Ranma want Shampoo do something?" "Yes," said Ranma softly, watching her with a slight smile on his face. Shampoo noticed him watching her and gave a very slight smile in return. When he said nothing more, she shrugged her shoulders, an action that did marvelous things for her chest, and turned her attention back to finishing up the dishes in the sink. Swallowing slightly in sudden nervousness, Ranma closed the door to the other room and approached her from behind. He put his arms gently around her, and Shampoo's posture suddenly stiffened. "What Ranma doing?" asked Shampoo in a serious voice. "Shh," Ranma whispered into her ear from behind. "I just want to show you how attracted I am to you." He moved his mouth down to kiss her on the neck when he felt her body suddenly shift in front of him, and her elbow slammed back into his solar plexus with surprising force. His breath whooshed out of his lungs, and his body forgot how to breathe for a brief time. Shampoo pivoted around gracefully, and her fist drove hard across his face, powered by the lithe muscles he had been admiring earlier. Her body rested lightly on the balls of her bare feet as she watched him fall before her. The towel that had been in her hands dropped onto the countertop. Ranma's body hit the floor of the kitchen, and he was stunned for a moment at the unexpected violence. He had never expected her to attack him like that, and he could only look up in shock as Shampoo glared down at him angrily. She decked me! he thought, surprise evident on his face. "Read contract!" Shampoo commanded him while he was laying on the ground. "Shampoo not allow kiss unless Ranma defeat Shampoo in single combat! Shampoo Amazon warrior! Ranma read contract!" After saying that, she stomped off, muttering something in Mandarin. Ranma picked himself up off the floor. Shampoo hit me! he thought, his mind still not quite grasping the fact. I can't believe that she actually hit me! He watched her as she went out to the dojo and began performing katas, an angry look on her face. What did she mean by reading her contract? he wondered with a frown. Isn't it a standard slave ownership contract? He ignored the puzzled look on his mother's face as he went up to his room to get the contract on his ownership of Shampoo. He was surprised, to say the least, as he read through one of the sub-clauses in it, and he read that section twice to make sure that he understood it correctly. The section in question read, "Be it known that an Amazon of the Joketsuzoku Village is only required to give herself to a man who has defeated her in single combat. Be it also known that resistance against such advances is protected under Imperial law pursuant to the Treaty of Surrender signed between the Empire of Japan and the Joketsuzoku Amazons." Father is not going to be happy that I got beaten up again by a girl, he thought, staring out the window of his bedroom and seeing Shampoo now driving punches and kicks into one of the heavy workout bags in the dojo. Ranma gingerly touched the bruise on his cheek for a moment as he held the paper in his hand. I could have bought one of the quiet Korean girls, but no, I had to buy myself an Amazon. He hadn't read the fine print on her ownership contract when he had bought her. How was he supposed to know that the Empire would ever leave such a clause in a slave contract? The Joketsuzoku Amazons, under the terms of their treaty with the Empire, allowed a number of their unmarried girls to serve five year terms of slavery, in exchange for money paid to the village treasury. One of the few limitations in their contracts was the iron-clad condition that they would only give themselves to a man who had defeated them in combat, so Shampoo was within her rights under Imperial law to resist any of his romantic advances. He also couldn't even sell her for a full year, another clause he discovered while reading her contract. When he admitted to his parents what had happened and told them the whole story, reactions had been mixed. Nodoka actually found it amusing and had gone out to talk with the Amazon. While his mother was out with Shampoo, his father had told him that he was ashamed to have his only son beaten by a girl again, even if she was a Chinese Amazon. To have his son and heir lose so easily to a teenaged girl was more than Genma Saotome could handle, so he had ordered Ranma to do three extra hours of training each and every day until he could defeat Shampoo. Ranma was never told that everything was actually going according to Genma's plan. When Ranma finally defeated Shampoo, as Genma knew that the boy eventually would if he trained hard enough, then the Amazon would be a most formidable mother for the next generation of the Saotome Clan. They would be strong heirs to its proud martial arts traditions. ****************************** Genma heard more angry shouting, distracting him from the recent memory, and two bodies suddenly came flying out of one of the upper windows, locked together in what looked like mortal combat. Before they touched ground, Genma counted about twenty-odd blows given and countered on each side of the furious melee. He wasn't quite sure what to make of the struggle they were having. They appeared to be stopping just short of trying to kill each other, but both were giving their all to the fight otherwise. The fight raged around the yard, as much an aerial duel as taking place on the ground. Cuts and bruises were mounting on both young fighters, a fairly even match going on between them, and Genma was impressed at the level of skill that they were demonstrating. He was joined at his seated position by Nodoka. "Isn't young love wonderful?" asked Nodoka, watching the two teenagers apparently trying to maim each other. "Are we watching the same two people here?" asked Genma, a bit surprised to hear Nodoka say such a thing. He wondered how his own Nodoka would react in the same situation. She was such a refined and gracious lady in his eyes. "Don't you remember how we once were?" said Nodoka, taking an empty teacup and filling it from the pot. A sudden rush of memories assailed Genma at those words, and he recalled the many fights his counterpart had with Nodoka when they were much younger. This life is so different from my own, thought Genma, his mind now filled with clear memories of a younger Genma mercilessly teasing a younger Nodoka. Of course, the then-teenaged Nodoka would often then proceed to brain him with her ever-present bokken if he wasn't careful. She had been promised to be his wife by their parents, but she was a fiery-tempered young girl. The two of them had fought intensely with each other, using both words and fists, for over two years before finally declaring a truce and admitting that they cared for each other. "Well, she is also Chinese," noted Genma, watching Ranma take a couple of solid punches to his face from Shampoo and then deftly dodge the kick that immediately followed them. He then saw the boy counter with a combination elbow strike and knee strike that knocked the wind out of the Amazon for a moment. "If Ranma defeats her, then she becomes eligible for Citizenship by marriage," said Nodoka, leaning against him. "I think she'd make him a fine wife. The Empress is a Chinese Amazon, after all." Before Genma could phrase any sort of reply to that most surprising statement, his vision grayed out and the nothingness between realities briefly claimed him. ****************************** *** Earth 0.000,0.000 "How do you feel, Father?" asked Ranma, noting that the system had achieved successful recall. There hadn't even been a significant level of feedback, so he was encouraged by that. "That was simply incredible, Ranma," breathed Genma, his eyes staring up at the ceiling with an amused expression. He turned his head to look at his son and suddenly started to chuckle. He saw the look on Ranma's face turn from concern to consternation and began to laugh. "What's so funny, old man?" growled Ranma, before shaking his head for a moment. "I mean, what are you laughing at, Father?" "Your counterpart and that pretty Amazon girl," said Genma. "You should have seen it. The two of you," he broke off into chuckles again. "Shampoo?" asked Ranma, confused. "What happened?" "Oh, your mother was already making plans to wed the two of you together," said Genma with a last chuckle, taking his glasses off for a moment to wipe a tear of mirth from his eye. "When I last saw your double and her, the two of them were locked in combat, and I would say having the time of their lives." Ranma blinked and looked very surprised. "It seems that a Citizen wedding an Amazon is an acceptable sort of practice in that timeline," said Genma, replacing his glasses. "Even the Emperor, a practicing martial artist of quite some skill, has a bride of his own. A Chinese Amazon named Silk, of all things." Ranma blinked again, trying to picture the current Emperor fighting and couldn't. "There was a different Emperor on the throne in that world," said Genma, suddenly having a puzzled expression on his face. "The name suddenly escapes me. Curious." "I guess the memories from your counterpart didn't carry well," said Ranma. "Some of the worlds I have visited are more vague in my own memory as well." "The disjunction between realities is an interesting sensation," said Genma, but he shuddered for a moment at the memory of not existing for a moment or two. "It took me a few tries to get used to it, too," said Ranma. "So, now you've tried one of my pre-tested worlds. Do you want to try for a scan of a new world?" "Why not?" asked Genma. A sudden smile lit his face. "Why don't I try that same region you keep connecting with, son?" He adjusted his glasses. Ranma looked at his father in surprise. "Are you sure about that, Father? It's a rather significant divergence from our world since it's a fair distance across superspace. The changes are going to be far more dramatic than the one you just visited. This is five hundred years of alternate history that we're talking about, after all." "I'm curious to see what sort of father I would have been in this region of tangents," said Genma with a smile. "Indulge your father's curiosity." "All right," said Ranma, nodding. "Don't say I didn't warn you though." He grinned at his father. He saw Genma settle back with the headset resting on his skull and then turned back to type away at the keyboard. *SELECT QUANTUM REGION FOR SCAN: +1.6,+1.5 *SET CYCLE INTO ACTIVE MODE: YES *SET TIME DURATION FOR TEST: "How long do you want to try it?" asked Ranma. "I would not recommend as long as I did, but it's your decision." "Set it for thirty minutes this time," replied Genma. "That should be long enough to get a feel for this other Genma's life." "Okay," said Ranma, typing away. *SET TIME DURATION FOR TEST: 30.00 MINUTES *RECEIVING SIGNAL FROM NEURAL HEADSET "You're all set, Pop," said Ranma, watching the software begin to scan the timelines. "All you have to do is lie back and relax." Ranma briefly looked down at his father with concern. "Be careful, Father. You should know that some of your other lives aren't pretty." "I'll be fine, Ranma," said Genma with a smile. "Let me see what sort of man Genma Saotome could have been." He rested his body back on the couch and closed his eyes. "Good luck, Pop," said Ranma quietly, watching the screen as a second sine wave suddenly appeared. In the background, the soft computer-generated voice suddenly said, "Quantum signature match found. Initiating upload cycle." ****************************** *** Earth +1.612,+1.509 Genma became aware of himself as he was about to put some food into his mouth. He paused and set the morsel down, not really feeling hungry. He only had a limited amount of time in this life, and stuffing his face was not how he wanted to spend it. It was a humid day, and he appeared to be seated in a park somewhere. He looked down at the dish of food and was disturbed at the oddly wrong smell emanating from it as it warmed in the sun. How curious, thought Genma. To be on the safe side, he scooted down the bench a little ways away from the objects in the dish. A vague feeling of wrongness filled him as he eyed them, and he scooted a little bit further away from them. He noticed one of the digital clocks in the park out of the corner of one eye and made a quick note of the time. It was 9:43. Genma looked up at the sky and took a deep breath. Even the air smelled quite different from home, he noticed, somewhat surprised. I guess the last one was too much like home to notice something as relatively minor as that. This seems like such a peaceful life. He watched some of the children in the park, playing on the swing set off in the distance. He studied the well-worn, white gi that he was wearing, noting with a little distress that he seemed to be about twenty kilograms heavier in this body, even more overweight than his own, but it also seemed to be in good shape underneath the thick layer of fat. I guess I'm some sort of martial arts teacher here as well. That's two lives that happened in now. I wonder if my own life might be some sort of statistical anomaly? All of a sudden, a torrent of memories from a life so very different from his own surged through him. The memories were much more jarring and different than the first alternate had been. It was both intriguing and more than a little bit frightening. This Genma had traveled for over ten years with his son to teach him martial arts. He bore witness to the memories of the places that they had been, and he felt the deep pride for this Ranma's achievements. Then he began to frown as the stupid mistakes made by this Genma were revealed to him, more of them than he would have believed possible. So frighteningly many of them. This life is not as I pictured myself as ever being like, Genma thought sadly. He cringed mentally as he saw in his mind's eye how the Cat Fist training was inflicted on Ranma, again and again. The feelings of sheer determination to make Ranma the best washed over him with that memory, and they had apparently drowned out any semblance of common sense in his counterpart. The sheer terror engendered from his promise to Nodoka to make Ranma 'a man among men' followed, and he witnessed the tragic fate of his son at Jusenkyo, cursed to turn into a girl. They had gained a companion in their travels at that time, and Genma was surprised to see that it was Shampoo. She had been as cursed as his son, only she turned male when cold water was applied. The girl had been good for Ranma, helping him to adjust by providing a sort of mirror for his own Jusenkyo-induced gender difficulties, but this Genma had not looked at it that way. Father and son returned to Japan, with Shampoo in tow, and then the real troubles had begun. This Genma had an agreement with the Soun Tendo of this world, to unite their schools of martial arts through a marriage between Ranma and a Tendo daughter. Shampoo had been initially mistaken for Ranma when they had arrived, as both children had shown up in their cursed forms, and by the time that error was finally corrected the damage had already been done. Akane Tendo was finally named as Ranma's fiancée, but the two got along very poorly. And this Genma did nothing while his son suffered, only played innumerable games of shogi with Soun Tendo. From that point onwards, the problems had begun to snowball in number, many of them the fault of his counterpart. One of the worst offenses was that he had sold Ranma to an incredible number of stupid fathers, under the guise of engaging the boy to their daughters, for as little as some food or money. The sheer short-sightedness possessed by this version of himself honestly stunned Genma, and he felt truly ill at the memories of the empty mouthings of honor that fell so easily from the lips of his counterpart. This life was his worst nightmares given form, and he could hardly wait to leave it. Genma looked into the heart of his quantum alternate, and he was seized with remorse. This Genma had been so abysmally stupid, so narrowly focused on forging Ranma into a supreme martial artist that he had lost his honor, if he had ever had any to begin with. Ranma had been the one good thing he had ever done with his misbegotten life, and he had almost destroyed it. Cowardice, selfishness, stupidity, and many other weaknesses to which man is subject; so many of them were present in his counterpart, and it made Genma feel an ache that went to the core of his soul. Oh, my quantum brother, he thought mournfully. What have you done? As Genma was sitting on a bench in the middle of the park, the dish with the odd-smelling food beside him, his ponderings left him open to an unexpected attack. A giant spatula slammed down and impacted hard against the top of his head, and the bench splintered underneath him from the sheer force. He blearily turned around, a headache like none he had ever felt before splitting his skull. Standing there, her battle spatula raised like a samurai warrior of old holding a katana, the sun shining behind her back, was Ukyo Kuonji. Oh, damn, thought Genma. One of those very same girls wronged was now standing, armed and dangerous, right behind him. He blinked at the weapon in her hands. A spatula? He studied it for another long moment. Correction: a giant spatula. Somehow, laughing at the sight of the girl and her enlarged cooking implement did not feel very prudent at this time. "Well, well, well," purred Ukyo in dangerous tones. "If it isn't the old man who made my life a living hell. And here, I was just thinking how I never got a chance to properly thank you for that." The smile on the young girl's face did not bode well for the displaced scientist. "I can see that you're angry," ventured Genma, hoping to defuse the situation with some properly chosen words. Unfortunately, he could not think of anything to say, this experience having left him out of his depth. "Perhaps there is something we could work out?" Ukyo grinned even wider as she said, "I already have something in mind for that. Just hold still. I'm going to enjoy this." As Ukyo's righteous anger was meted out to Genma, albeit the wrong Genma, only the squirrels in the park witnessed the sight. ****************************** *** Earth 0.000,0.000 Ranma looked up from his book when the system beeped. Recall was about to commence. He studied the two merged sine waves, a few small power fluctuations had occurred, but they peaked out at 0.8%, and they did not last long, only a second each time. He set his book down and watched the last seconds tick down to zero. There was a puff of smoke from within the casing containing the resonator, and the system flashed an alert. *WARNING! HARDWARE FAILURE. RETRIEVAL CYCLE ERROR. "WHAT?!" shouted Ranma. He hurriedly pried the top off of the case, releasing a large puff of acrid smoke and setting off a sinking feeling in the pit of his stomach. He looked at the recumbent figure of his father, and he did not appear to be breathing. While his attention was distracted, the sine waves on the screen moved apart. "Retrieval cycle complete," said the computer's soft voice. Genma coughed, his breathing returning to normal after pausing for several of the longest seconds in Ranma's life. He blinked his eyes and looked upwards, seeing an unfamiliar ceiling. Wh-where am I? he thought with some confusion. "Father!" shouted Ranma, relieved that Genma was awake. "I was afraid that I'd lost you." Genma stared up at his son, at the different clothes that the boy was wearing, and at the equipment in this strange room that he suddenly found himself in. His body felt a bit odd, off balance, and he sat up, shaking his head in confusion. He looked at his hand, and it looked different from how he remembered it. That sight seemed to trigger a surge of memories, filling his mind with a myriad of images that he had never before seen, of experiences that he had never lived, terrifying him far more than anything that Happosai had ever done to him. What has happened to me? he cried out in his mind, his terror and confusion growing greater. He suddenly realized that the boy leaning over him was somehow not his son, and he lashed out, almost blindly. The fist caught Ranma flat-footed, slamming up under his jaw and knocking him unconscious almost instantly. His body flew across the room, impacting into the bricks of the far wall and falling down in a heap. A few pieces of paper, disturbed by the passage of his body, fluttered to the ground. Genma stared at the unconscious body of the boy who was his son, yet was somehow not his son. More memories assailed him, confusing him even further as to where he was. He stumbled to his feet, a need to flee filling him as he headed towards the door, his balance still off, his body feeling weaker than he remembered it as being. He pulled open the door and stumbled out into the hallway. Within moments, he was gone. Behind him, Ranma remained unconscious, and the smoke from the resonator slowly faded. ****************************** *** Earth +1.612,+1.509 Genma opened his eyes, finding himself half laying on the remnants of a park bench. What the hell happened to me? he thought with a grimace, feeling painful bruises all over his body and a dribbling of blood from his face. The answer suddenly came back to him. Oh, yes. That Kuonji girl is a menace. He felt his scalp and his hand didn't come away bloody, so he was reasonably sure that he was not too badly hurt. Genma looked at the digital clock on a nearby tower in the park. It now read 10:51. Genma had been in this life for over an hour, so something had gone grievously wrong. As he clambered to his feet, his vision wobbled as he felt the aches from his beating at Ukyo's hands, and there was a slight sinking feeling in his stomach. He had to get back home. The question was, how? Knowing panic would do no good, he decided to find a nice, quiet place to think and plan. If Ranma couldn't bring him back, then this life, with all of its many mistakes, would become his. It was not a comforting thought. Wishing that the world would stop wavering, Genma stumbled off in the direction of the Tendo Dojo. ****************************** *** Earth 0.000,0.000 Ranma groaned from the severe ache in his jaw as he blinked an eye open. He found himself staring at a cockroach, eye to compound eye. It scurried away as he jerked up off of the floor in surprise, and the quick motion made his vision swim for a moment. It steadied down immediately, and he took in several sights at once. The door to his lab now stood wide open. The resonator showed a last few wisps of smoke still coiling up from the case. His father was gone, or at least the man he thought was his father. Ranma suddenly wasn't sure. Stumbling to his feet, Ranma quickly checked the corridor to see if anyone was still there, but the hallway stood empty. After checking the outside of the building and finding no signs of his father anywhere, Ranma returned to his laboratory. "This is bad," muttered Ranma. "This is very bad." Ranma glared at the resonator as he slumped down on the couch. Unsure as to what he should do next, he checked his equipment, looking for the fault. He quickly found the problem, yet the answer left him feeling even more depressed. The main capacitor had blown. In fact, it blew during the exact moment of retrieval initiation. In the process, it had scrambled his father's mind somehow. Or had it? Ranma wasn't sure why he suddenly had that thought, but it refused to leave him alone. His mind very quickly ran through the probability calculations and power feedback computations and kept coming up with almost the same answers each and every time. It was very possible that his father's mind wasn't scrambled. If that was true, then something far worse might have happened. His father might not be the man he appeared to be any longer. There was a way to determine the truth, but he was extremely loathe to attempt it because it meant that he would have to use the untrustworthy machine again. Eyeing the resonator, he pulled a replacement capacitor from his supplies and began installing it. This is one of the stupidest ideas that I have ever had, he castigated himself. But I have to know for sure. I have to find the other Genma and make sure. He ran through every one of the circuits, strangely unsurprised to find that everything else checked out fine. The capacitor discharge had done absolutely no damage to any of the other circuits, not a single one. He checked the circuits for a second time, very carefully, and then closed the case up. "If I'm right, then what am I going to tell my mother?" Ranma asked the empty air. When no answer was forthcoming, he sighed and began setting up for the test. He programmed the machine for an hour, hoping that it was enough time to make sure that what he now feared had happened, hadn't. He lay back on the couch with a faint groan and hoped that his instincts were right about this. Unfortunately, they were all he had. He settled the headset onto his skull and waited. "Initiating upload cycle," said the computer voice. ****************************** *** Earth +1.612,+1.509 As Ranma became aware of his surroundings once again, he saw a brick wall seemingly careening towards him. Reflexively holding his arms in front of himself, he impacted the wall with the realization that it wasn't moving but that instead he was on roller skates. Stunned by the impact, he heard the brickwork crack in a hairline pattern around his body as he stood spread-eagled against it, his face planted into it. As it gave way beneath him, he fell in a heap to the ground. "Ow," muttered Ranma, already feeling that this was not a very good beginning to his reconnaissance efforts. He slumped down, shaking his head, as he heard someone come skating up behind him. "Ranma, you okay?" asked a concerned-sounding female voice. It was very familiar, yet his brain's current state of confusion barely left him able to remember his own name. So he could not quite place it. His host's instincts guiding him, Ranma sprang to his feet in a macho gesture of bravado. Smiling with bemusement, he amazed himself that he stayed there. Spinning around, he saw Shampoo standing behind him. He blinked his eyes, unsure what to make of this situation. Are we on a date? he wondered. Why am I skating with Shampoo? "Ranma?" asked Shampoo again, concern for him on her face. "Uh, I'm fine," said Ranma, smiling to reassure her. He was still waiting for his new memories to kick in and clue him in as to what the situation was in this particular timeline. He relied on the natural balance that this body had as he glided back away from the wall that he had come very close to becoming one with, especially at the speed that he had impacted into it. "Ranma scared Shampoo when you hit the wall going so fast," said the purple-haired Amazon. "You showing off again?" "I just got distracted by something," said Ranma. He eyed the clock on a building nearby and saw that it was after noon. He turned back to face the Amazon. "It's lunchtime." He was rewarded with Shampoo looking at him with an amused smile, so he was apparently acting in normal character for his counterpart. He just acted much as the other Jusenkyo-cursed martial artist Ranma would; he imagined that it was the same as this Ranma was. At that moment, Ranma's new memories finally leaped up and grabbed him by the throat, leaving him appearing dazed for a moment or two. With an ease born of a growing familiarity with the phenomenon, his mind quickly sorted through the chaotic blizzard of images and memories to pick out all of the most important points. One of the things that he noticed immediately was that, in this particular timeline, things had gone almost identically to his other counterpart up until the training at Jusenkyo, and then things had taken a radical turn. Shampoo had been dueling with Mousse over the cursed pools when he and his father had arrived at Jusenkyo valley. Instead of Genma knocking him into a pool, he had accidentally collided with Shampoo, both of them leaping backwards for the same pole, neither of them seeing the other, and they had both fallen into two separate springs. Shampoo had landed in Nannichuan, the Spring of Drowned Man, and he had once again fallen into Nyannichuan, the Spring of Drowned Girl. Mousse, not that it really mattered to Ranma in the slightest way, had ended up getting knocked into Shonmaoniichuan, the Spring of Drowned Panda, instead of his father, who had managed to escape uncursed in this version of events. In this life, Shampoo had accompanied him back to Japan, unable to return to her people due to the nature of her curse. The vagabond trio had arrived at the Tendo Dojo, and Shampoo was mistaken as being Ranma, both of them being in their cursed forms at the time. For a brief period, Shampoo was engaged to Kasumi, but then things had been explained and this Ranma was engaged to Akane. The poor bastard, he thought as he examined that sequence in this particular version of the comedy of errors. Here, Shampoo was a good friend, and maybe even a little more than that. She was certainly the one girl he knew longest and trusted the most, which was a strangely comforting thought. However, he had to find his father now, and he only had a limited amount of time to do it in before retrieval kicked in. If that happened, then he would have to come back again, but that also increased the risk of something bad happening. The worst case scenario might be him switching places with the Ranma of this life, if what he feared had happened to his father turned out to be true. With that thought in mind, Ranma skated over towards the exit to the park, Shampoo following along behind him. "Sorry to cut this short like that, Shampoo," said Ranma, briefly skating backwards. She gave him a friendly smile, and he smiled in return. "It all right, Ranma. Shampoo no mind." "We'll just have to go skating again soon," said Ranma. "After all, there's nothing better than spending time with a cute girl." That last just sort of slipped out, and he saw Shampoo blush. "R-Ranma think Shampoo cute?" said the Amazon softly, looking a bit surprised. "Sure, Shampoo," answered Ranma absently, his thoughts more on the problem of locating Genma than the presence of the girl next to him. "I think you're very cute. Beautiful even." He ran through the possible places in his mind. Now where would my father go if he thought he was trapped? The Tendo Dojo? Well, it is the most likely place. The Amazon got an astonished look on her face, but it was quickly replaced by a warm smile. She felt giddy and bubbly inside, like she had just been carbonated or something. She hurriedly followed Ranma's example and took off her skates. Tonight, she would go to Kasumi and ask to make everyone's lunches for tomorrow. That way, she could help Kasumi and at the same time make a very special lunch to show Ranma how much she appreciated his compliments. The pair headed off from the skating park, and Shampoo took hold of Ranma's arm as they walked. He smiled at her and patted the hand on his arm. He liked the feeling of having her at his side and was not really considering how things might look to others. Arm-in-arm, they began walking back to the Tendo Dojo. Unfortunately, Akane found them before they arrived at their destination. Akane saw the two walking down the street in front of her, both of them looking happy. She had been searching for them for quite some time, and her mood had deteriorated in that time. She wanted their help to rescue a kidnapped Minami, taken by Mousse that morning, who had confused the ghost sweeper for Akane. If that was not bad enough, he had then proceeded to mistake the horrible-looking statue in the middle of Nerima for her as well, which only made Akane all the more irritable. Now that her hours long search had finally turned up the missing duo, she found them walking arm-in-arm, looking like they were a couple or something. What did Ranma think he was doing? Ranma was still thinking over the problem of how to correct the situation with his father, both he and Shampoo carrying their roller skates slung over their backs. He was not even paying particular attention to the fact that he had the young Amazon's arm linked with his. However, suddenly sensing danger, he glanced up and saw Akane, and she was clearly in one of her "This is all Ranma's fault" moods. "Ranma," snarled Akane, noting that he was making no efforts to withdraw his arm from Shampoo's hold. She narrowed her eyes at the sight, a dim blue glow beginning to burn around her. "What were you two doing roller skating?" Great, thought Ranma sarcastically, frowning. She's angry with me. Seems just like back home. He sighed mentally as he thought, I don't have time to deal with this. He looked at Shampoo, finding that to be a much more pleasant sight than a fuming Akane. He saw the Amazon looking back at him, an unspoken communication passing between them, and then he turned back to face Akane, the words just seeming to flow from his mouth. He made no efforts to correct the grammar, just letting the personality of the Ranma of this timeline temporarily guide his actions. "Well, after that little brawl with 'The Golden Pair', Shampoo and I discovered we liked skating. It ain't no big deal. Why you gettin' mad?" He looked Akane squarely in the eyes, leaving his arm linked with Shampoo's. With the much bigger problem of his father facing him, appeasing an alternate quantum Akane was not a priority. Even if it was, he had no desire to try. "I am not angry!" shouted Akane, but neither Ranma nor Shampoo bought it since she was still glowing a dull blue. "Whatever," said Ranma, shrugging his shoulders. "Come on, Shampoo. Let's go. I wanna get back home." He walked past an astonished Akane leading Shampoo, tugging on her arm. He let his mind drift back to examining the power surge problem, wondering what might have caused it. Akane and whatever she wanted from him were already forgotten issues. Blinking for a moment at being disregarded so casually, Akane felt her fury grow. The fact that Ranma was still walking arm in arm with the Amazon was not lost on her either. Her anger increased as she ran to catch up with the departing Ranma. "Don't ignore me!" growled Akane at Ranma. "I need your stupid help to rescue Minami, since it's all your fault that she was kidnapped in the first place!" She saw him stand there for a moment before turning around to look back at her, releasing Shampoo's arm in the process. Akane ignored the glare that Shampoo leveled at her. "How is that my fault?" asked Ranma coolly. Every moment that he wasted in this little exchange was one moment less that he was able to devote to the problem facing him. He waited for Akane to answer. "Well, it was that stupid Chinese guy, Mousse, who did it," snapped Akane. "He probably wants revenge on you is my guess." She folded her arms and glared at him. Not that I care if anything happens to you, you flirting jerk! she thought, intensifying her glare. To her surprise, Ranma broke eye contact with a last, neutral look and headed back down the street. "Then I guess we'll have to plan a rescue," said Ranma. To show his displeasure with Akane's general attitude, he purposely offered his arm to a bewildered Shampoo. He smiled at her when she took it. "Let's go back home first though. There's something I need to do first." Without another word, or a single glance backwards to see if she was following, Ranma walked away from an astonished Akane. "Why Ranma do that?" asked Shampoo, both confused at his actions and yet feeling happy to walk with him like this as well. She looked back at a still stunned Akane, no longer glowing blue. "" said Ranma in only slightly accented Mandarin. A frown briefly crossed his features. That was stupid, he chastised himself. Why do I keep showing off like that? Oh well, I have to think of a cover story now. Maybe I can fool her. " asked an even more bewildered Shampoo. She felt a little irritated with him hiding such a thing from her, knowing how poor her own ability with Japanese still was. However, the thrill of walking arm-in-arm with Ranma was too great to let that damper her spirits. Walking with him like this, she felt as if they were on a real date. She was too happy to be angry with him, so she decided to hold back her irritation at his unexpected language skills until later. "" replied Ranma with an enigmatic smile. "" said Shampoo with puzzlement in her voice. Her great-grandmother had made her learn the lore of war from many sources, martial arts being only one of them. She saw Ranma's smile turn into one of his more playful grins. "" asked Ranma, a twinkle in his eye. "" He patted her hand on his arm once more. There, he thought with a smirk, that should cover up my little blunder, and make my counterpart seem to have a bit more to him than meets the eye. Shampoo was more bewildered than ever now. She was surprised to see Ranma showing off a deeper learning than she suspected that he possessed, but it was a pleasant surprise. She snuggled a bit against his arm, acting on a sudden whim. When Ranma did not react in any sort of a negative way, she assumed that he approved of her actions. Behind the pair, Akane trudged along. The angry glare she directed towards the pair had intensified since Ranma had dismissed her. An uncomfortable feeling washed over her as she watched the two. It was dejection over being rejected for another, that she was not able to hold onto Ranma's arm like a certain Amazon was doing. That fueled her anger and kept it burning at a moderate level. After they rescued Minami, she planned to show him her displeasure with his actions. If anyone had suggested that she was showing signs of jealousy at this point, she would have denied it vehemently. ****************************** *** Earth 0.000,0.000 Inside Ranma's lab, next to his comatose form, the video monitor flickered when the power suddenly died. The fluorescent lights went dark, and the room was now lit only by the dim light of the computer monitor. The screen cleared suddenly. *MAIN POWER FAILURE. INITIATING EMERGENCY RETRIEVAL... *RETRIEVAL ATTEMPT FAILED. *ALERT! PRIMARY CAPACITOR LACKING SUFFICIENT CHARGE FOR RETRIEVAL. *SWITCH TO EMERGENCY FUEL CELL BACKUPS HAS BEEN SUCCESSFUL. *SIGNATURE LOCK MAINTAINED ON TEST SUBJECT. *FUEL CELLS CURRENT POWER OUTPUT INSUFFICIENT TO ACTIVATE RETRIEVAL. *CAPACITOR TRICKLE CHARGER ACTIVATED. *TIME REMAINING FOR SUFFICIENT CHARGE: 09 HOURS, 59 MINUTES. *POWER FAILURE NOTED IN SYSTEM LOG. *POWERING DOWN MONITOR TO CONSERVE ENERGY. The screen went dark for a time, but, several minutes later, the monitor blinked back on with a new message. *ALERT! ENERGY SURGE IN QUANTUM FLUX COIL NOW PASSING DESIGNATED *BORDERLINE. NOTING ALERT IN SYSTEM LOG. *FILE CORRUPTION IN MAIN SOFTWARE MODULE DETECTED. SWITCHING TO BACKUP. *POWER LEVELS +5.12% OVER BASELINE. DURATION OF SURGE: 2.13 SECONDS. *ATTEMPT TO ACTIVATE EMERGENCY RETRIEVAL... FAILED. *TIME REMAINING FOR SUFFICIENT CHARGE: 09 HOURS, 27 MINUTES. *POWERING DOWN MONITOR TO CONSERVE ENERGY. The screen went dark one more time. ****************************** *** Earth +1.612,+1.509 The trio entered the house and immediately felt that something was wrong. Ranma and Shampoo left their skates by the front door along with their shoes. Ranma was feeling a little disappointed and also worried that his father wasn't there. After a disturbing lack of replies to their shouts that they were home, they began a search of the house. Shortly after it had begun, a much battered-looking Genma entered the house. Shampoo noticed him first. "What happen, Pop?" Genma blinked at the sight of the trio that quickly surrounded him. It was still strange being called "Pop", but his memories were allowing him to adjust. Thinking quickly for a moment, he decided that for now he would answer as his counterpart would have, "Oh, I'm just suffering a little bit from a bludgeoning by a spatula-wielding maniac." Ranma blinked as he noticed the much beaten upon condition of his father, if this was his father. He still wasn't sure. He was down to less than half an hour until retrieval occurred for him, and the sight of the elder Saotome was a welcome relief. The pigtailed scholar, now turned martial artist, had been afraid that he wouldn't find him before his hour was up. He restrained a sudden urge filling him, to hit the older man for his comments, and he was surprised that he felt so strongly about the remarks about Ukyo. Swallowing the initial impulsive words, he began to speak more calmly, tempering his speech a little. "Don't call Ucchan a maniac, Pop," he said with a little irritation, studying the fat martial artist's eyes for any trace of the other Genma. "You hurt her pretty bad, and I still haven't forgiven you for stabbing her in the back like that. I'm just lucky she realizes I didn't know what was goin' on and forgives me." When he saw the older man wince at the words alone, he relaxed a little bit. Time to put my theory to the test, he thought. "" Ranma said in Russian, and this prompted some mixed reactions in the people around him. He saw Genma suddenly look surprised. Behind Ranma, the two girls looked at the pigtailed boy with puzzlement, both of them unsure what to make out of the unknown language that he was speaking. "" said Genma, his Russian quite a bit more heavily accented than Ranma's, but still quite understandable. "" Ranma almost cried with relief at the words, but his pride refused to let him show such weakness. He nodded, stepped closer to his father, and said, "" "Ranma?" interrupted Shampoo, stepping near him. "What you and Pop talking about? Shampoo no understand words. What you say?" "Oh, uh, it's nothing for you to worry about, Shampoo," said Ranma in a nervous tone. "Well, I think it's just plain rude to speak in a foreign language like that when there are other people in the room," huffed Akane, still feeling angry over Ranma's recent actions. Not only had he been blatantly flirting with Shampoo right in front of her, but he didn't even have the decency to act repentant about it. "I don't recall asking you for your opinion on the matter, Akane," said Ranma stiffly. He turned back to face his father, and a small end table collided hard with the back of his head. He fell to the ground, stunned. "Jerk!" muttered Akane, putting her hands on her hips and glaring at the prone form of her fiancé. That casual dismissal, combined with his previous treatment of her and the stress of having her family abducted, was the final straw. Ranma had no right to act that way. She ignored the glare Shampoo shot her through long practice. Genma frowned deeply for a moment at the sight of the violence done so casually to Ranma. He turned a cool gaze to study Akane, his hand adjusting his glasses slightly as memories of previous violence done to Ranma at her hands now surfaced in his mind, and extreme shame at his counterpart's inaction accompanied them. Especially since he seemed to think there was nothing wrong with it, instead blaming Ranma for not treating Akane right. They had been a frequent occurrence since the three of them had arrived at the Tendo household. The girl has no restraint at all for her anger, thought Genma with annoyance. He bent down to check on Ranma and was relieved to see that his son was already shaking off the blow. He stood back up and studied the fuming Akane idly. Ranma levered himself up off the floor, a cold anger filling him at the attack that blindsided him, courtesy of one Akane Tendo. Ranma was really tempted to knock Akane on her rear end for that cheap shot, but he also did not wish to disturb things for his counterpart more than he needed to. Still, he was not going to let himself be a punching bag while he was in this body either. That was your only free shot against me, Akane, he thought. He rose to his feet slowly, noting her watching him with an angry gaze. He stood up to his full height, his eyes like chips of ice, a chill in them that even dimmed Akane's level of fury a bit. Even Shampoo was somewhat taken aback at Ranma's reaction. He started to head over towards her when a hand fell on his shoulder, and he turned to see his father slowly shaking his head. "" said Genma calmly in his accented Russian, but a note of sympathy was in his voice. "" He removed his hand from Ranma's shoulder, smiling gently at seeing the anger ebbing from his son's body. "" said Ranma. He rubbed the sore spot on the back of his neck and glared coldly at Akane. His eyes caught sight of a note on the floor, and he picked it up and scanned it quickly. He cocked his head slightly to one side in amazement and read it quickly a second time. The note was relatively simple. It read, "Dear Ranma and Akane. Kasumi and Nabiki have been kidnapped. Do not call the police. Bring Shampoo and come to 'The Black Rose's Floral Shoppe.' If these demands are not met, something terribly not nice will happen to them. Bring three thousand yen for the ransom. Love, Kasumi." "Huh?" Ranma blurted out, a puzzled look on his face. Akane became concerned and asked, "What is it? "It says your family has been kidnapped by..." said Ranma, an amused look appearing on his face as he concluded, "...Kasumi." "What are you talking about?" Ranma read it over again, the vaguely amused look remaining on his face as he said, "Well, it appears to be a ransom note, but it's also signed 'Love, Kasumi.'" He handed Akane the note and watched her read through it. "Those jerks!" Akane cried out. "They must have made Kasumi write the note. When I get my hands on them..." her threat trailed off as she clenched her fist and started glowing bright blue. Wonderful, thought Ranma wryly, grateful that silly things like this didn't happen to him in his real life. A kidnapping intended to force my counterpart into a challenge, pretty obviously. Looks like somebody is going to get a very big surprise. He found himself actually looking forward to dealing with this little problem. It would allow him an excellent opportunity to work off some of his frustrations by pounding on the kidnappers a little bit, since he still had no answer to the bigger problem facing him. "You know what this means?" Ranma asked suddenly, looking his compatriots over. Genma stared him in the eye, surprise evident on his face as he could somehow tell what Ranma had in mind and said, "You're not seriously going to go along with this farce, are you?" Akane and Shampoo hit Genma. "No! We go rescue Kasumi, Mr. Tendo, and Stupid Mercenary Girl," Shampoo corrected him, and she would have added another blow for good measure but her hand was held back by a frowning Ranma solidly gripping her forearm. He quickly released it when she ceased trying to hit Genma. Akane wasn't going to let the reference to her older sister pass and shouted at Shampoo, "Don't call Nabiki stupid!" "She not responsible for you get attacked everyday by girls that try get date with you. Shampoo call Mercenary Girl whatever she want!" Ranma, not wanting to waste time with needless argument between the two girls, decided to step in and play peacemaker. He addressed them both seriously, "Look, why don't we rescue them first, then you two can argue." With a slight smirk on his face, an image of the Nabiki from his own world briefly appeared in his mind as he then addressed Shampoo directly, "Besides, Stupid Extortionist Girl is a much more accurate description than Stupid Mercenary Girl." "Ranma, you jerk!" shouted Akane. She had specifically said not to call Nabiki stupid, but Ranma had dismissed her once again by doing exactly what she had said not to do. She quickly hefted another heavy object and swung it at him, but the blow never connected. That's it, raced the thought through Ranma's mind as he noticed the aggressive move out of the corner of his eye. I am tired of being her personal punching bag. Ranma pivoted on one foot, and he knocked the weapon from her hands with a well-placed kick. He followed up the disarm with a precise strike to one of Akane's undefended nerve clusters, and she sank to her knees when the strength gave out in her legs for a few moments. Shampoo stood there in a state of complete surprise. Ranma was acting differently for some reason. She was secretly a little pleased to see him standing up for himself like that though. Akane blinked at the numbness that was already fading from her legs, and she was doubly shocked when Ranma hauled her back up to her feet with his hand tightly gripping the front of her outfit. Wh-what just happened? she thought, bewildered. "I have had enough of you hitting me, Akane!" growled Ranma, his concerns for disturbing the life of his counterpart vanishing in the face of his anger at her abusiveness towards him. For a brief moment, it was the Akane from his own life that he was speaking to, and his anger surged even greater. But he quickly forced himself to calm down, and his voice calmed as well. "Try to hit me just one more time, and I'll knock you unconscious before you can even get close to touching me. Do you understand me?" His eyes were cold as he stared into Akane's shocked gaze. "L-let go of me, Ranma," growled Akane, her voice firming as her astonishment faded. The numbness had almost completely faded from her legs already. "I'm warning you..." her growl at him faded off when Ranma pulled her in close, a look in his eyes that she had never seen before stealing her voice. "Don't ever try and hit me again," said Ranma coldly and simply. "Son," said Genma, uncertain if he should interfere, but feeling the need to say something before this got too far out of hand. He relaxed as he saw Ranma release his grip on Akane and stand back, but the cold look remained in the boy's eyes. "Ranma?" asked Shampoo, greatly surprised at the sudden change in him. She saw him look at her and was relieved when the hard look faded from his gaze. She glanced at Akane, who seemed reluctant to begin hostilities again. "I'm all right, Shampoo," said Ranma, smiling at her. "We should be thinking up a plan to rescue the others." He paused and thought for a moment. "I think I have an idea or two, but I want to get a look at the area first. Now, let's go." He headed for the door, and the others followed his lead. I don't have much time to stay in control of this situation, he thought, a little worriedly, as the four companions set off for the Black Rose's Floral Shoppe. ****************************** *** Earth 0.000,0.000 Genma signaled the waitress for another bottle of sake, his hand pulling out his wallet once again. It was still fairly full, a welcome sight to his eyes. The bar that he had finally found himself in was a dimly-lit establishment that appealed to his needs at the time. It was a welcome port in a storm of confusion, a familiar sight that was much needed. He had thought he was in some weird hell at first, confused by a city that he did not recognize and assailed by the memories of a stranger who wore his face. After a bottle of sake had gone down his throat, paid for by some of the money in the fat wallet that he found on himself, he had calmed down enough to deal with things a little better. The new memories had settled down into his awareness, and he had spent most of the last few hours doing something almost all would have thought to be extremely uncharacteristic of him, thinking. A smile lit his face as he thanked the kami once again for the unexpected blessing that he had been given, all of his past actions wiped away. It was a very good day to be Genma Saotome. This is a wonderful life, thought Genma, letting the girl pour him more sake into his cup until it was almost filled to the brim. He waved her away and downed the cup, spilling only a few drops, enjoying the feeling of the burning sensation running down his throat. He was well on his way to becoming drunk, and he was happy. However, instead of dulling his mind, the alcohol was simply giving everything a rather pleasant haze. He let his thoughts drift. In this life, he was Professor Genma Saotome, a respected member of the Ministry of Science and one of the undisputed experts on the planet in the fields of Cosmology and Ontology (words that, for the first time in his life, he could now understand), and a pioneer in the theory of quantum mechanics applied to the possibility of the existence of multiple worlds. He had recently returned home from a ten-year long "training mission" with his son, Ranma, who had been educated at Ministry expense at the finest institutes of learning around the globe, in dozens of areas of scholarly study. That is all well and good, Genma supposed, but the boy spent no time studying what was truly important in life. Martial arts. However, recently the boy had created a device that let him visit the worlds of alternate timelines, what this Genma called tangents, and from one of those he had absorbed knowledge of the Anything-Goes School that seemed to equal that of the son he had left behind. Apparently, they were somehow imprinted into this Ranma from his counterpart. The memories of the boy's performance that morning surfaced in his mind, and they made it abundantly clear of that. The movements were clearly those of Anything-Goes style, but his 'son' here was not quite as highly conditioned as his own son was. But this one doesn't turn into a girl either, he thought, swallowing another cup of sake with glee. He was very confident that he could train this Ranma to be a true heir to the School, especially when he suddenly remembered what had been done to the boy while he was a child through Project Adam. Plans began to fill Genma's mind to take full advantage of his new life, and chief among them he would forge this Ranma into the ultimate martial artist. When he thought about it, this boy was as much his son as the one he had left behind, at least in the ways that mattered. Perhaps he had not raised him, but this 'new' son was similar to the old. Both were children born of Genma and Nodoka Saotome, so they were essentially the same. Already, thoughts of ever returning to his home across time were forgotten, but he would miss Soun a little. Here's to the new Genma Saotome, he thought, raising his cup of sake up with a smile. May his new life be a very long and prosperous one. He swallowed the liquid in the cup and sighed contentedly. ****************************** The cellular phone buzzed as Soun walked towards his office to deal with some minor paperwork before returning home. He pulled it out of his jacket pocket and flipped it open. "Tendo here." "Sir?" said a male voice on the other end. "This is Hikashi. I think there is something going on that you should know about." "Tell me." Soun stopped in the hallway and listened to the voice speaking on the other end of the phone, nodding as a cold smile blossomed on his face. When the report he was receiving was over, he quickly snapped the phone closed and replaced it back in his jacket pocket. He turned from the direction he had been walking and immediately headed to the garage area to requisition a car and a driver. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Special thanks goes out to D.B. Sommer for his kind permission to borrow from "Shampoo 1/2" for Earth +1.612,+1.509 (Ranma 1/2 cluster). For the original way that events played out on that alternate world, this took place in chapter nine of that story. The switch in Genma's that has taken place has caused a crux event, splitting off a new tangent with a new destiny that will play out differently from the path of the original timeline. Thanks to my pre-readers for all of their help and advice: Michael Allen Jim Bader Donny Cheng David Eddy Doug_W D.B. Sommer T.H. Tiger